Roctober Reflections

Roctober draws to an end and the leaves all fall and the pumpkins are all smashed the cold dry air of Emovember sets in. Its like a new year. Really it should be a new year,  just bypass all the holidays and start over. we would live a lot more years if a year was only 10 months. 100 would be the new 70 16 would be the new 18 and 19 would be the new 21. of corse 30 would be the new 50 and id be hella old. but whatever i could find solice in being able to drink with 19 year olds at the bar. At least a 19 year old that could drink at a bar wouldn’t hate life as much as 30 or 50 year olds and if 16 was the new 18… well i won’t even go there….. humm. I mean not that im all emo about age or anything i could care less “age aint nothin but a number,” said E-40 with a big ol’ grinn. I mean I’m 31 and that sucks cus there is no reward like driving at 16, cigarette and porn purchasing at 18 and alcohol at 21. Couldn’t we come up with some new ones? how about cocaine is legal for 31 year olds and cheating on your spouse  is kosher at 41 or say at 35 you can legally drive 80mph or and if you are over 73 you don’t need a helmet or seatbelt when driving and at age 100 you can legally  kill one person for any reason. Maybe even some for the kids like being able to say the word shit when you turn 12 and fuck when you turn 15 or when you turn 6 you can stick your tongue out at anybody if you pass a reading test. I don’t know, I’m just sayin’.

But really tho, i need a new drug, I mean the Internet is boring.  i mean sure i can find anything i want but but it’s so muddled with crap that it takes too long to find what i didn’t know i wanted.  and just knowing that i can find anything i want is enough and now anybody can be on the Internet. its like remember when only smart people were on it. it was cool shit was simple nobody was fussing no bullshit just. now you got all these bloggers blogging whatever about whatever and how they like transfomers or how this or that is cool and how you suck and how they got this shit you should check out and their dumb show flier and i dont even know or have anything in common with you fuckler(must be 18 to watch!!!) face. i dont even want a real flier to your show.  and i dont care if you just learned how to record a song i probly dont want to be the first to hear it.  i mean go play like 500 shows and if you can still pack the house after that then i probly wanna hear your song. and it will still be new to me and if it was good enough for the other 5000 people that listened to it then i’m ready to hear the damn thing. but on the real the one thing i can always count on being fresh and exciting on the internet is porn because naked women will never get old. And porn seems to always find new ways to entertain. imagine the genres of porn our grandchildren will enjoy… well i guess imma go explore the interweb… goodnight.

and  why do i have to capitalize the word internet is it a proper name for something, isn’t it just a place i don’t capitalize park and i go there all the time.  are there more Internets that i dont know about filled with better stuff? i hope.

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